yes so it seems that if I access this website using my iPad it will only let me see the mobile website which is pretty pretty shite
anyway so we ended up at some kind of pyramid I think we got here because it was X on some treasure map. ended dictation seems to be pretty good today. I spoke too soon that was pretty shite. yes we got a key to our safety deposit box in a bank and we got there we found a map and forward that map and that’s how we ended up at the pyramid. think I mustn’t have been paying attention to score remember actually entering the permit but when we got there at level one which I don’t know is that the top or bottom of this email which which would you be going out of. that sentence makes no sense I’m not going to repeat myself if you want to know what I was trying to say just asking. maybe it would help if I enunciated my words. i’ll be honest with you I didn’t think you would understand that word what you did. no it is in you you not not you reading this and my iPad added to my iPad would build understand the word enunciates. that was even worse than the previous sentence you moron.
so level one there was a two headed giant which is also known as an acting was just see if the iPad knows wasn’t getting is editing editing not eating acting as into headed goddamned giant. two headed giant is known as an acting ETT I N. okay so when I say eting eating something acting but I Castley spell it out I actually put it in capital letters I’m almost impressed but I don’t understand spacing in the world. this is all going to be complete jubilation game isn’t it. she Paresh you moron do you Buresh not jubilation I meant gibberish. Eugonic that time do you Buresh do you Buresh gym Buresh. G boorish you fucking moron should Buresh as in nonsense. nonsense this nonsense is gibberish gibberish look and they make me laugh and I can’t say the word gibberish G I PPE are IES H.
are you so there are also some carrion crawlers now let’s see if the iPad knows what that word is carry on clause big centipede things at the flesh. Holy crap it actually understood it when I said carry on clause that’s that I’m impressed carry on clause awesome. now you taking the piss could you understood me the first time but I can’t say that again we encountered to carry on clause. Carry on crawls. Carry on clause. I don’t understand how you understood me the first time but now everytime I say carry on clause 13 properly the word is carry on carry on clause. Beckett big ones that you flesh. Big centipedes that eat flesh.
because the acting had two heads it got to lose each turn either that or the dungeon Master was simply cheating like in the way that the giant had our bonus of +15 or something like that to its attack rules which is just fucking ridiculous. Nobby got to moves each turn it didn’t necessarily lose every turn it was actually pretty good. to moves as on the number 2 to moves each turn. pocket that will do. I guess pockets that well-known coursework you fucking moron. Cursewords or swearword.
yeah so big fight with the Giants and the worms and we eventually one I think Maritz killed the Giants and Oran killed the worms and maybe Ferrin kill the world as well all I know is that touring didn’t actually kill anything in that particular fight. we then did the usual thing of looking for treasure and I think it might have been Horan who found a sack which was talking to us as sacks usually do. so we opened the sack and there was a big ball in it and being attracted to all things that slightly resemble genitals torrent picked it up. it turns out that does some Elvish princess head in the hall which will help others to get around this maze she told is that she can give extra powers which she did Karin can now teleport no staff better or some shit like that.
it turns out that there are quite a lot of people already in the pyramid and of all split into separate fractions and different gangs and they’re fighting against each other also the walls of the Premier the magic of something and if your magical yourself you can actually use your will to change what I was like basically it’s a holiday. no not holiday I said hello deck like in Star Trek. yep and you can get my meaning from that it might actually be easier if I just typed this crackhouse but you know I hate typing on the iPad Air lashing make less sense if I try to type this.
so off we went looking for Dave the teeth link and terror Darren let the way I think we went east and then north and we ended up let’s are some area was covered in water and then some wizards popped out of the water. no lizards one of them might actually been a wizard that it was a mistake but the world before is always this. look at that sentence is nothing like what I just said I said they will lizards and one of them might have been the wizard of that is just a coincidence he was only was it first and then a wizard after. for fox sake is race is all listed his class is a wizard. he’s class is wasted and his race is lizard. Will it looks like a get one of the decking thing. so the lizards could only speak draconic so Torrin spoke to them and they told him which way they leave the team playing had gone and they allow us to pass on harmed they refused to give us any help other than that. all the shit that sentence started off so well the iPad even understood draconic and touring. Close enough. so off we went and I think we went north and came across some doors that were closed will probably overly cautious and Creeton open but eventually came to another door that was close.
oh yeah I forgot are touring did look for treasure in the pit of bodies and he got some really awesome looking swords Annamaria the top notch but when you try to take them away from the area they teleported back to the bit so you went and got them again and when he walked off better reported back to the pit and torrent not being want to give up went back to get the knives the sword sorry and when he tried to walk off the teleported back to the pit so then he decided at that are fun and judging the distance correctly as he wanted been an awesome monk he started to throw the swords at Marett and Horan and the saws were disappearing back to the pits just before it and it was awesome and I think Maritz might of pooed herself. Holy crap is almost got their name is correct then. anyway that was just a little side.
back to the other door that was locked we decided we were going to knock on it and see who opened it but we didn’t knock on it properly what we did was touring through his magic Schurick on at the door overall again and it’s returns his hand because of magic. know the door wasn’t locked it was closed chondrify to Sedlock I apologise now and then the door closed. some humans came out of the door and Maritz decided for some reason that we want to find them and she started to insult them all round decided that he was at a party miscasting you should just go around beating people up for the rest is deadbeat mop and we didn’t kill them we were some unconscious that important bit we did not kill them we just beat them into unconsciousness. one of them had a nickname that was big Dick out or something like that but in the end we decided that time up with the pants so we took their pants off them and type them all together with the pants which then lead us to discover that big Dick L did not have a big Dick. we tied them together with their own pants. our clients think I’m getting the hang of this I have to talk quite slowly so that the iPad can understand me properly.
so then we went into the next room which had some pillars I don’t know what the significance of the pillars was crustacean transported and in my book any pillar that doesn’t transport you just doesn’t need mentioning. we found some beds nothing special about them knocking on the marriage act but then we can open the door which had some rubble in front of it it might of in the toilet but beyond that there was a werewolf inside and as at actors or maybe just want greeters I don’t know but that’s when the session ended. Jesus Christ I better repeats that the werewolf ran towards us and I don’t know if it was attacking years or just running to greeters but that’s when the session ended.